More opinions that I will attempt to pass off as fact:
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Wanted was a shitfest of a comic. "
Watchmen for villains" my ass. It presented an interesting, if not slightly derivative concept, and failed to run with that concept, turning into a huge wankfest full of forced edginess, ending with something that goes a little like this: "Fuck you, you fat, 20-something, do nothing, go fuck yourself, you useless piece of shit", before finally ending with a gigantic, full page of Eminem's face screaming "THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS". OOPS SORRY DID I SPOIL IT 4 YUO?!?!?!?

(in case you need a visual aid:
http://s3.tinypic.com/zuf3f4.jpg )
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V For Vendetta sucks, but most of Moore's other work is fantastic. Except
Lost Girls, and
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier. Fuck that noise.
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Sandman is the only comic I consider second to Watchmen. Its spin-offs,
Lucifer and
Books Of Magic are two of the things that made Vertigo the best imprint ever in the 90s.
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Fables is currently Vertigo's best ongoing title. Its spin-off,
Jack Of Fables, however, is crap.
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Bone is a great series, but I have a love/hate relationship with it because Jeff Smith pigeonholed himself into the ending by writing it before writing the rest of the series. Had he not done that, the series could have gone in any number of directions.
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Batman: The Long Halloween, and
Batman: Dark Victory are two of the best Batman stories ever written, up there with
Batman: Year One,
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, and
Batman: The Killing Joke, and are some of the best work that Jeph Loeb has ever done. He's a washed-up hack now, and one of comics worst writers. It's beyond me how the man who wrote these two gems, and Marvel's "Colors" series (
Daredevil: Yellow, Spider-Man: Blue, Hulk: Grey) could write shit like
Ultimates 3 and
Red Hulk.
-Not into
DMZ, but
Y: The Last Man is great, and
100 Bullets is up there with
Sandman and
Watchmen for me, rounding out my holy trinity of comics. Some of the most subversive, intricate, and well written Crime fiction ever is in
100 Bullets. I can't recommend it enough.
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Astonishing X-Men was a great follow up to what Grant Morrison addressed in his run on
New X-Men. I don't like Whedon (
at all), but I liked his run on AXM well enough. It came out too sporadically for me to purchase it as single issues. The current and following creative team is running into the same scheduling errors that Whedon's run ran into. Warren Ellis is one of the best writers comics has seen...up there with Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, but the artist they have working on it sucks ass.
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The Goon is amazing, my favorite Dark Horse title this side of
Hellboy related works.
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Batman: Hush was such shit. My god. I think the creative process went something like this:
Jeph Loeb: "Hey guys, I have this brilliant idea for a Batman comic: Okay, so Bruce gets sick...and we'll introduce a completely new character that the Batman continuity has never seen before, and give him little to no backstory, other than that he's a doctor. At the same time we introduce this new character, we'll introduce a new villain that the Batman continuity has never seen before, and give him little to no backstory. We'll try to throw the reader off by making them think that this entire time it was Jason Todd, returned from the dead, and the readers will never figure out the two completely new characters that we've introduced are related!"
DC Editorial: "BRILLIANT!!! (we're also going to greenlight
Amazons Attack,
Countdown To Final Crisis,
Batman R.I.P, and
Final Crisis in the near future)"
Jim Lee art was the only thing that saved it.
I am a huge fucking faggot, I know.