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« Reply #3930 on: March 12, 2010, 03:22:42 PM »

If you really want to seal the deal, I know how you can make sure you're with her for at least another 18.
Yes, and ruin the better years of his life with crippling responsibility.

But I know you're being sarcastic, so that's okay.
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« Reply #3931 on: March 13, 2010, 01:23:12 AM »

How does a tattoo ruin the next 18 years of your life?
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« Reply #3932 on: March 13, 2010, 04:56:06 AM »

If you tattoo her eggs.
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« Reply #3933 on: March 13, 2010, 06:55:12 PM »

I just finished my part of our father/daughter Spring Break project:

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« Reply #3934 on: March 13, 2010, 08:36:14 PM »

Was the father part your father signing off on that you did the work?
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« Reply #3935 on: March 13, 2010, 08:51:54 PM »

Nah, he's doing the cutting and sanding and that sort of thing.
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« Reply #3936 on: March 14, 2010, 12:25:11 AM »

IRL level up. Earned an orange sash.
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« Reply #3937 on: March 14, 2010, 01:30:32 AM »

IRL level up. Earned an orange sash.
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« Reply #3938 on: March 15, 2010, 01:59:34 AM »

IRL: My grandfather is slowly dying. He can only use about 10% of his lungs. Also, I might have to put my dog down in a couple of weeks. I'm very depressed.
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« Reply #3939 on: March 15, 2010, 03:36:48 AM »

IRL: My grandfather is slowly dying. He can only use about 10% of his lungs. Also, I might have to put my dog down in a couple of weeks. I'm very depressed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8arvEzHsA8
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« Reply #3940 on: March 15, 2010, 05:19:18 PM »

Thank you! I needed that. *huggles*
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« Reply #3941 on: March 15, 2010, 10:02:17 PM »

Who was it that once that was like "Oh, by the way, my grandfather died."
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« Reply #3942 on: March 15, 2010, 10:32:12 PM »

I'm not sure, but I thought it was crazier when greyoak came back and was like "Oh, by the way, I got married."
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« Reply #3943 on: March 15, 2010, 10:33:54 PM »

And then introduced his wife to Cojawfee.
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« Reply #3944 on: March 15, 2010, 10:34:55 PM »

Yeah, that was a mistake.
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